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The Year in Review, Including Ear Hair Trim
“You’ve got a luxurious ear of hair.” There’s a joke about Supercuts, but I can’t remember it. Something about how there’s two kinds of haircuts you can get. I don’t remember what they were. I don’t...
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Abstract Lack of Expression
$1,700. Edward looked at the canvas he had spent all summer on. It had four brand new razor slashes across it–a creative addition by his newly-exed girlfriend, Mia. A real hot-head. Perpetually...
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Thugs Like Us: A Book Review
Thugs Like Us, John Carnell I wish I wrote it. That’s probably the highest compliment another writer can give. Other than I think God wrote this. Which maybe with some pantheistic mental gymnastics,...
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Shemp Hair Blues
A Lithuanian with great hair He had taken some old bills, like the ones for his phone, utilities, a few from credit cards, and splattered them with his own blood. They were nicely matted in brushed...
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Stand-Up Assassin
How’s everybody feeling tonight? Danny was an unorthodox comedian alright. If by unorthodox you mean completely opposite of. Instead of getting up on stage and making people laugh, he’d go up there...
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Radio Hindenburg
Beloved radio personalities relaxing and eating bread. For a short time, Marko and I had a late night call-in radio show on KUNM. A short time because we sucked. I think it was two shows. Maybe one....
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Blogula Turns Two.
Birthdays blow. The blogodometer finally kicked over 25,000. A minor triumph. Time to put a shot-gun blast through the screen door. Microwave a can of beans until it explodes. Throw a bottle of...
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